Me: “Once upon a time there was a dog…”
Ayaan: “Did I see it?”
Me: “No”
Ayaan: “But I want to see it”
Me: “okay, you saw it”
Ayaan: “Were you there?”
Me: “Sure. So we were walking and we saw the dog”
Ayaan: “And I saw it too?”
Me: “I wont tell the story if you keep interrupting!”
Ayaan: “I wont interrupt any more”
Me: “Then …”
Ayaan: “I will not talk”
Me: “Good”
Ayaan: “I will listen to the story quietly”
Me: “Good”
Ayaan: “I won’t say anything”
Me: “So the dog…”
Ayaan: “what was his name?”
Me: “I don’t know”
<Pause>
Ayaan: “Tell me the story”
Me: “So I saw a dog”
Ayaan: “Where was I when you saw it?”
AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Story time isn’t supposed to be this stressful.
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