Wife: “Are teenagers the most annoying group?”
Me: “No”
Wife: “Then who is?”
Me (jokingly): “Wives”
Wife: “Because I told the kids teens were the most annoying group, ask anyone”
Me: “No, wives”
Wife: “Because they never listen”
Me: “WIVES”
Wife: “Because they just don’t pay attention”
Me, really slowly: “Wiiiiivvvvvveeeessss”
Wife: “…Cuz they don’t listeennnnnn”
Me, spelling: “W.I.V.E.S”
Wife: “Oh”
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