My kids have destroyed my brain cells. I have no wit left.
My wife calls me ridiculous. In my head the conversation went like this:
Wife: “You are ridiculous”
Me: “Ya, ridiculously good looking”
However, the neurons got confused on the way to my tongue and in real life, these words came out of my mouth:
Wife: “You are ridiculous”
Me: “Umm, my face is ridiculously good looking”
It just didn’t work like it did in my head. Stupid disconnect between my brain and my mouth.
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