Jun 22 2010
reason #84 – cheating for the ref
Ayaan (while watching soccer): “Who are you cheating for?”
Me: “I am not cheering for anyone. I am just enjoying the game”
Ayaan: “I am cheating for the red guy”
Me: “Red guy is not playing, he’s the ref”
Ayaan: “He is running, I am cheating for him”
Me: “He is running so he can make sure everyone is playing nicely”
Ayaan: “No, running is playing. I am cheating for the ref”
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Ayaan: “Go REF Go”
Jun 07 2010
reason #82: twins
Safiya, during a doll “fashion show”: “Lilly is a year older than Layla, but they are still twins”
Ouch, poor mom.
Jun 02 2010
reason #81: eggs
Me: “What kind of eggs do you want”
”Omelettes”
”scrambled eggs”
”while and yellow”
”I don’t want vegetables in mine”
”I want veggies”
”I only want onions”
”I hate onions”
”Can I have cheese in mine”
”Eiw, I don’t want cheese”
”I love cheese”
”I do too, but not in eggs”
Me: “Kids!!!!”
”Yes”
Me: “We are having cereal for breakfast”
”Yay!!!!”