Out family computer mouse had been missing. I spent an insane amount of time looking for it and finally found it under the kitchen refrigerator. Obviously, I put it back near the computer keyboard. A few hours later:
Ayaan: “I found it”
Me: “What did you find?”
Ayaan: “I found the computer mouse”
Me: “No you didn’t, I found it”
Ayaan: “Me and you both found it”
Me: “I found it under the fridge”
Ayaan: “And I found it”
Me: “Where did you find it?”
Ayaan: “I found it right here” (he points at the mouse next to the keyboard)
Me: “I put it there”
Ayaan: “And I put it here”
Me: “Where was it before?”
Ayaan: “It was right here (points at half an inch away from the mouse) and I put it here (points at the mouse). So I found it too”
I don’t think that’s really what “finding” is.
Ayaan: “I found the mouse”
Uh, but I thought we both found it. Uh forget it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, he has a prosperous future in politics.
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